TRU 提供：氣溫與新英格蘭地區人群行為對照表
發表於 : 01/09/2004 3:43 am
Here's a New Englander's Temperature Conversion Chart which relates
temperatures in Fahrenheit to various human behaviors...
60 above:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.
50 above:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.
40 above:
Italian and English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.
32 above:
Distilled water freezes.
Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
20 above:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New
England throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 degrees:
People in Miami all die.
New Englanders close the windows.
10 below:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in New England get out their winter coats.
25 below:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
40 below:
Washington D.C. runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start the "kah".
460 below: .
All molecular motion stops.
People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below:
Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series.
temperatures in Fahrenheit to various human behaviors...
60 above:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.
50 above:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.
40 above:
Italian and English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.
32 above:
Distilled water freezes.
Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
20 above:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New
England throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 degrees:
People in Miami all die.
New Englanders close the windows.
10 below:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in New England get out their winter coats.
25 below:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
40 below:
Washington D.C. runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start the "kah".
460 below: .
All molecular motion stops.
People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below:
Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series.
