[轉貼]This is how business is done!!

[Faust]

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case....."

This is how business is done!!

[bishop]

一位優秀的商人傑克，有一天告訴他的兒子
傑克：我已經決定好了一個女孩子，我要你娶她
兒子：我自己要娶的新娘我自己會決定
傑克：但我說的這女孩可是比爾蓋玆的女兒喔
兒子：哇！那這樣的話...
在一個聚會中，傑克走向比爾蓋玆
傑克：我來幫你女兒介紹個好丈夫
比爾：我女兒還沒想嫁人呢
傑克：但我說的這年輕人可是世界銀行的副總裁喔
比爾：哇！那這樣的話...

接著，傑克去見世界銀行的總裁
傑克：我想介紹一位年輕人來當貴行的副總裁
總裁：我們已經有很多位副總裁，夠多了
傑克：但我說的這年輕人可是比爾蓋玆的女婿喔
總裁：哇！那這樣的話...
最後，傑克的兒子娶了比爾蓋玆的女兒，又當上世界銀行的副總裁
知道嗎，生意通常都是這樣談成的